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04 January 2011 @ 08:54 pm
Title: Holding Out for that Teenage Feeling
Rating: G to R
Spoilers: Through 2x10.
Warnings: Fluff. Insinuated vore. Fire. Eyebrow abuse. Overuse of Wes and David. Drunk!Blaine.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Fills from the kurt_blaine One Sentence Meme. I do not regret my lost weekend AT ALL.

What I didn't realize is that you have such insane ninja skills.Collapse )
21 March 2010 @ 03:16 pm
Stolen from ishie and dashakay. It's good to know that it's not just a bunch of young whippersnappers out there.

Currently watching:
The Big Bang Theory
American Idol
How I Met Your Mother
Modern Family
The Office
Project Runway
Life Unexpected

MOARCollapse )
14 February 2010 @ 09:29 am
"Come on, Bridge. We simply can't define ourselves in terms of being with another person! We should celebrate how fantastic it is being free!"

"Hurrah!" I said. "Singletons! Hurrah!"

"Yes!" enthused Shazzer. "Many people in relationships have a terrible time at weekends, forced to slave for ungrateful children and being beaten by their own spouses."

"You're right! You're right!" I said. "We can go out whenever we like and have fun. Shall we go out tonight?"

- Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason
25 January 2010 @ 12:34 am
How did you choose your LiveJournal username? Is there an interesting story behind it?

I had a different LJ account way back in the day when you had to have an invite to join. I don't think I used it that much; honestly, I can't even remember what my username was. I got sucked into Xanga for a bit, blogged at MySpace for a while, and then pretty much stopped blogging entirely.

I rejoined LJ in early 2009 and got stuck on what I wanted my username to be. I've used various handles over the years - including a character name from The Princess Bride and one referencing my favorite Kate Atkinson book - but I wanted to start fresh.

I've been a big Neko Case fan for years now, and she had just come out with a new album that included a song called "Middle Cyclone." The title appealed to me in that I'm a middle child and have a temper which could probably be described as...well, tornadic. The first time I listened to the song, I immediately fell in love - with her voice, with the instrumentals, and, above all, the lyrics.

baby, why am I worried now?
did someone make a fool of me
before I could show them how it's done?

can't give up acting tough
it's all that I'm made of
can't scrape together quite enough
to ride the bus to the outskirts of the fact that I need love

it was so clear to me
that it was almost invisible
I lie across the path waiting
just for a chance to be
a spiderweb trapped in your lashes
for that I would trade you my empire for ashes
but I choke it back
how much I need love

I'm all about self-deprecating humor and defense mechanisms. Doesn't mean I'm not all squishy on the inside, you know?

19 January 2010 @ 12:55 pm
Title: Rock Your Socks Off
Rating: PG
Word Count: 637
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: It’s for charity! Sue me and I’ll alert Anderson Cooper.
Summary: Penny doesn’t approve of Sheldon’s bedtime attire.

Written for dashakay after we noticed last night that Sheldon wears socks to bed. She challenged me to write a drabble about it and made a donation to Architecture for Humanity in return.

Actually, I think the words I used were ‘nerdy as hell’ and ‘completely unsexy.’Collapse )

10 January 2010 @ 11:27 am
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Tag 7 friends. (Yeah, I don't do that.)
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

La la la...Collapse )

27 December 2009 @ 10:36 pm
Title: Up Up Against the Wall
Rating: NC-17 for language and sexytimes
Word Count: 3,453
Spoilers: General Season 3
Disclaimer: Rub it in, why don't you.
Summary: Written for the Paradox Kink Meme for the prompt "Sheldon loses a bet with Penny and has to go clubbing. Penny in a sexy little black dress + a whorish cuba libre = A dirty dancing Sheldon and bathroom sex. "

It was, in short, Sheldon Cooper’s worst nightmare.Collapse )

27 December 2009 @ 09:15 pm
Title: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Rating: NC-17 for language and sexytimes
Word Count: 4,919
Spoilers: General Season 3
Disclaimer: Rub it in, why don't you.
Summary: Written for the Paradox Kink Meme for the prompt "Telepathy. Go."

Obviously she needed to lay off the wine.Collapse )